"If we were in danger, we'd be told we were in danger." "I HAVE PROOF THAT THE GOVERNMENT IS LYING TO US! I BROUGHT CHARTS!" "oh jesus." Flit should at this point be fucking DIB. Shit, at this point I would be a paranoid raving political blogger too! Even though I made that up, it still fits. Of course everyone in Flit's class thinks he's a raving paranoid, saying that the UE will attack them even though the UE has only been attacking everyone everywhere for 14 years solid. "Aliens? You mean the UE?" "We don't know what they are, therefore aliens." What time period is this set in, exactly? Are we going to have forgotten lost technology popping up? Will that be awesome? (Maybe.) Are we actually flashing back to Flit learning about the ancient, long-forgotten weapons called "Mobile Suits" and deciding "Yo we gotta build this?". OH FLIT YOU TAKE GIANT ROBOTS SO SERIOUSLY. I wonder if you can make that loader ROCKET PUNCH.Īnd pull out to reveal that yes the place they live is a giant O'Neill-cylinder space colony because you can't have Gundam without SPACE COLONIES it is ILLEGAL you will get put in GUNDAM JAIL for suggesting otherwise. By bolting it to a random loader mecha and waving it around, I guess. It's Emily's grandpa, testing out the Gundam's. "Soon the Gundam will be able to stand up on its own!" Just to drive home what an amazing feat this is, have a mecha crash! And in my personal canon a ranting political blogger, apparently. Was the design document for this show just a portfolio of past character designs and the word "THIS"?Īh yes, Flit is a genius robot designer who's building the Gundam from specs his mother left behind AND a schoolchild. Luckily, Haros are built to take vigorous kicking.Ī dude who looked like Jamil Neate just dropped off a girl who looks like Frau Bow and a guy who looks like the main bad guy of Crossbone Gundam. I guess if he'd been up smoking pot and ranting on the government blogs all night, this would be a very different KIND of show. That's how you know he's been sleep-deprived. Mmm, he is crunchy and tastes like badly fried corn.įlit's eyes are all red. Not-Sayla-Mass's name is "Emily", and she pronounces Flit as "Frito". Reportedly, citizen reaction to being fucking killed by things they have no idea what they are for fourteen fucking solid years is "frustration". They have been unknown for FOURTEEN YEARS. There is a news report to state that 20 people were killed in an attack by the "UNKNOWN ENEMY", and all the Government has to say is that the enemy is still unknown. I have this weird draw to RELATE to him, somehow. So I've paused on Flit's PC screen! He reads the Journal of Astrobiology, has a picture of a mechadragon on his desktop, and the news is reporting on THE UNSEEN ENEMY FROM OUTER SPACE!!. PROBABLY NOT THEIR REAL NAMES.įlit, stop letting your simply-drawn head clash with the super-detailed backgrounds. Young Flit hangs out with Young Sayla Mass and Young Ryo Jose. Flit is a tank-topped mechanic who has his own Haro and whose space colony will probably be attacked in the near future. will we eventually see the reason Flit wasn't stomped to a paste by giant mechadragons? *cross arms* Probably not I guess. Under a minute in and his mom's dead, the kid's probably traumatized, we have mention of a Gundam, and hilariously the Gundam software appears to fit on a celphone. Wow, this is really is Gundam Screwed so far. We're introduced to our hero, Flit! And his green, chunky hair! And his. Wait, the bad guys are giant mecha-dragons (or at least have dragon-shaped mecha) with palm-gatlings? Okay, I officially like their design better than the hero mech and THAT HASN'T EVEN APPEARED YET. Okay, wow, this may be the fastest "Start-to-Fucked" time of any Gundam show yet. (Not that I'll tell you where to download the show nyaatorrent) as I watch a single episode of a giant robot cartoon DIRECT FROM JAPAN and then take four fucking hours to document it! THIS! IS! GUNDAM AGE! When I mentioned this on twitter and in my IM status message, I was belted with many requests to blog it. I was sitting around and happened to notice that the latest piece of the GUNDAM MERCHANDISING EMPIRE has arrived, and while it is sadly not a Gunpla Builders series like I really craved (because Gunpla Builders is deliciously fucking berzerker) I decided for the heck of it to grab the first subbed episode. 05:03 am - Mobile Suit Gundam AGE Episode 1: A Tedious Old Beginning.
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